Jack Burton

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Jack is a jack of all trades. He doesn't really get bogged down on the same job for a living but likes to do odd jobs here and there. He runs a gym for people either wanna get in shape, or hugely fat!

"I just help em get the bod that THEY want!" (We all know this is a blatant lie)

Jack loves to fight...like, a lot. Every now and then, mysterious photos pop up of a massively fat Jack, and on rare occasions, even a female jack! He insists these photos are somehow "not canon" but perhaps they somehow leaked through from alternate realities...?