The Twinkies

Twinkies are small living pastry creatures that greatly resemble the Snack Treat by the same name. It's not entirely clear what breed of creature they are, and they have been likened to Foxes, Rabbits, and Dogs.

Twinkies look cute, but they are considered to be very dangerous. Their sole goal in life is to find a warm place to rest and multiply inside and they'll stop at almost nothing to acquire that goal. By any means necessary, Twinkies will swarm and stuff themselves inside you, and once inside the body, they'll multiply to excessive degrees...

Don't forget to visit the Twinkie petting garden at Fattoid.

While the origin of the Twinkies is currently unknown, they seem to follow Chris El Fox as a leader.

Twinkies come in all sorts of shapes, sizes and flavors.

Twinkie - Yellow
Standard Twinkie Foxes

Twinkie - Chocolate
Unlike the standard flavor, these Twinkies are classified as Dogs. They also seem to follow Joda Pup, rather than Chris

Strawberry
Pig-shaped Twinkies, while they induce strawberry effects, there's also a low chance of a temporary Pig or Boar TF

Chocolate Creme
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Chocolate Peanut Butter
Labrador Shaped Twinkies

Chocolate Covered Twinkie
"Chocodile" Perhaps some kind of crocodile twinkie?

Blueberry
A Blueberry filled Twinkie. Watch out if you have Blueberry Allergies, or even if you don't, this Twinkie is sure to fill you up with Juice.

Raspberry
Corgi shaped Twinkies

Blue Raspberry (Extreme Creme)
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Cherry Chocodile
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Banana Split
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Deep Fried
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Deep Fried Double Chocolate
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Deep Fried Banana
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Cheesecake
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Beef Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Twinkie Burrito
An unholy combination. A big bloated Twinkie stuffed to the brim with burrito fillings. A match made in hell, and one that almost invariably causes extreme gas. Please, for everyone's sake, stay away from this Twinkie.

Chocolate Cake
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Ding Dong
White Fudge Variant

Ho-hos
Peanut Butter Variant

Ogre Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Twinkie Ice Cream
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Frozen Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Twinkie - Zingers
I imagine these twinkies move very fast

Twinkie - Zingers Raspberry
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Honey Bun Twinkie
Chiin's one true weakness

Coffee Cake Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Cinnimon Roll Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Electro, Techno, or Cyber Twinkies
These Twinkies go by many names, but they're all about the same. Hyper fast byte size digital Twinkies that

exist in Fattoid's Computer network. One might think of them as bloatware, but these Twinkies aren't actually viruses and can even be useful. They can have a physical form, appearing in the real world has wireframes or electrically charged Twinkies, but more often than not they can be found in the Twinkie themed arcade games at the factory, ready to bloat up any losers, or maybe even the winner too.

Fruit Pie Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Muffin Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Mini Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Jumbo Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Jelly Twinkies
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Infinite Nebula
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Cotton Candy
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

P Balloon Twinkie
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Pumpkin Spice
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Pumpkin Spice Cheesecake
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Ghostly Key Lime Slime
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

White Fudge Marshmallow
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Chocolate Scream
Basically just a chocolate filled twinkie, so it could use some adjustments to make it actually unique

Chocolate Cake w/Scream Filling
The reverse of chocolate scream, this time its chocolate on the outside, standard cream inside

Orange Scream Filling
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Thanksgiving Stuffed Twinkie
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD. Rumor has it, these taste like a whole thanksgiving meal was stuffed inside them

Holiday
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

White Peppermint
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Fireplace Twinkies
One gets in but for a reason it wasn’t multiplying yet but as you rub your fatter belly it started feeling good and that’s when you fed them start to multiply figuring out how they work. They use the heat from their own squish to multiply but the side affect is that they make the act of rubbing or moving your belly more and more pleasurable making it hard to stop

Twinkie Yule Log
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Peppermint Twinkie
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Snowball Twinkie
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Banana Cream
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Red White and Blue
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Campfire "S'more" Twinkies
Gooey Marshmallow filled Chocolate covered graham cracker twinkies. They have similar, warmth and belly rubbing effects as the fireplace twinkies, but they also make your body extra soft, and gooey

Summer | Chocodile
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Spring Cupcake
Bunny shaped Twinkie Cupcakes

Snowball (Spring Variant)
Round Bunny shaped Twinkie Snowballs

Bakery Items
Items baked by Chris and Koga at Chris's Bakery

Twinkie Donettes
This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Bloat Cards
Want to play a prank on a friend on a special day? Try out the Bloat Cards, as soon as they open it, they'll be in for a rather swell experience they'll likely never forget.